Dancing With the Stars Week 5 Results: Did The Right Couple Go Home?

CHERYL BURKE, D.L. HUGHLEYIf – and this is a big if – you’re wacky enough to obsess over the Dancing With the Stars‘ Judges’ Leaderboard, then you knew heading into Week 5 results that bottom dwellers Andy Dick and D.L. Hughley seemed most likely to walk the sequined plank.

After all, both out-of-their-element comedians scored dismal 18s during Monday’s Side-by-Side-themed competition – even the mundane Victor Ortiz earned a comparatively respectable 21 — and despite occasional bursts of promise, neither have a Mirrorball’s chance in hail of getting anywhere near the finale.

But after 16 wild and wacky seasons, even the most fleeting DWTS viewer knows that anything is possible when it comes to the tricky combo of judges’ scores and viewer votes. Which isn’t to say one couldn’t strongly believe this would be D.L.’s last tango in Tinseltown, right? Right?

With the pain of the Boston Marathon bombings lingering over the country, this week’s live results show veered towards a lighter tone, complete with the requisite behind-the-scenes clips (the squabbling Chmerkovskiy brothers was my fave), and a trio of performances by The Band Perry, Kerli (great choice, DWTS producers!), and Selena Gomez (was she lip syncing?).

But without further ado, here’s the real moment of truth — tonight’s results:

Ingo Rademacher and Kym Johnson
Victor Ortiz and Lindsay Arnold
D.L. Hughley and Cheryl Burke

Victor Ortiz and Lindsay Arnold
D.L. Hughley and Cheryl Burke

D.L. Hughley and Cheryl Burke

“I’ve had a ball, I’ve played with house money,” said D.L., who added that he went further than he ever expected. But before thanking Cheryl, he hilariously turned the tables on his nemesis Len Goodman (after seeing his moves in highlight package clip) with this parting zinger. “You need to work on your hip action.” Oh snap, D.L., you get a ’10’ for that!

And with that, it’s your turn. Which couple should have really gone home tonight — or was it indeed D.L.’s time? After his encore dance, does anyone have Jacoby Jones as a Mirrorball darkhorse pick? Are you looking forward to a Team “Pickler Dick” next week? Sound off in the comments!

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  1. valeriel40 says:

    I’m sorry DL got the boot this week! He had really improved. I probably won’t watch anymore, just follow online. #TeamDL

    • Callitags says:

      I like DL, and he was slowly, slowly improving. Just much too slowly. It was definitely his time to say goodbye.

  2. Tess says:

    “The squabbling Chmerkovskiy brothers” should be a reality show – Seacrest and E! should make that happen!

  3. Michelle says:

    Yep…it was D.L.’s time…it is a dancing Competition, and no matter how much we love a Celebrity or feel for them, in the end, only the strongest Dancers dhould remain….and D.L. was the weakest, albeit the funniest, link….he improved, and should be proud :}

  4. Greg Benton says:

    It was time to go. He didn’t have a chance of winning and he reached his limit on what he could do. I’m a big fan of Cheryl Burke and just sorry that she had to go also.

  5. GTS says:

    I’m still hoping Victor Ortiz wins, just because I feel the need to support Lindsay, or any former So You Think You Can Dance contestant.

  6. Della Estrada says:

    I love Dancing with the Stars, I always wanted to dance that way and I wish the show would have a contest for a viewer to have an opportunity to dance. My comment is to say I LOVE THE JUDGES! IT’S GREAT TO SEE A TEAM THAT WORK WELL TOGETHER. I DO NOT HEAR ANY DRAMA BETWEEN THEM , NO OFF THE SET CONTROVERSY OR NEWS STORIES ABOUT THEM . I SEE THEM HAVING A GREAT TIME. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK JUDGES MORE SHOWS NEED TO FOLLOW.
    LOVE YOU ,

  7. Veronica says:

    It was time for DL to leave. He did well but was not one of the better dancers

  8. Bobbi says:

    The right couple definitely left, but after this week’s show, it was sad to see anyone leave. This, in my opinion, was the best show of the season. Properly respectful of everything going on in Boston, this group of people put on a show designed to distract from the horrific news. Having Maks and the other pros back were a major boost. Really well done this week!

  9. RUCookie says:

    the right couple went home… he tried, but even Cheryl could not save him. Let’s face, it DL could not dance. The top three is really a no brainer with Zyenda, Kelly and Jacobe… and yes, he is a hard horse for the win because, let’s face it, NFL stars do really well on this show. Finally, sign me up for the Maks and Val show… they are awesome together!

  10. Everybody who doesn’t think Selena was lip-syncing, stand on your head

  11. H.Houston says:

    I too believe that it was DLs time to head out. I think Ortiz should be next… and unless Andy makes an impressive jump he will go after that. And yes I think that Selena Gomez was lip synching… if you watch her mouth moving and hear the words from the opening bars you can absolutely tell she is lip synching.

    • gofinsc says:

      Well, at least they turned on the microphone at the end so you could hear her heavy breathing a time or two. And I believe the band was faking it as well..

  12. Gene says:

    If you ask me, the Band Perry was also lip syncing, which they’ve admitted to before.

  13. Ally_D says:

    I think DL was the right one to go this week. I personally think he’s been very whiny and rude for the whole time he’s been on the show, almost as if the fact that he wasn’t doing better was everyone else’s fault and not down to his lack of dancing skill or progress.
    I agree that it’s unlikely that Andy or Victor will win but at least they seem to be entering into the spirit of the show, and I enjoy watching both their dancing and the rehearsal clips etc…

  14. Lana says:

    DL was very whiny and blamed everyone but himself and I didn’t find him as funny because he was so bitter towards the judges. I love Jacoby and Zyenda and Kelli and I want Maks back!!. I loved seeing Whitney and Lindsey too!!

  15. gofinsc says:

    Andy has a lot more enthusiasm, and Victor seems to have more grace and style, so DL was really the most likely to go based on ability. However, that doesn’t usually have much to do with who stays and who goes. The fan votes don’t either. It’s the producers who make the choices for highest ratings. How can anyone verify the vote totals? YOU CAN’T.