Knowing how crunched for time you all are, we combed through all 658 loglines to find the 10 juiciest morsels, all of which are conveniently repurposed below.
Bones | The April 29 finale finds Brennan “evaluating her relationship with Booth as signs begin to point to him as a potential target of Pelant’s.”
New Girl | 24‘s Mary Lynn Rajskub guest stars in the May 7 episode, which finds Jess being offered a “big new job” and also marks the return of her dad (played by Rob Reiner).
New Girl | In the May 14 finale, “Jess and Nick [make] a decision about their relationship. Meanwhile, Schmidt schemes with a typically overenthusiastic Winston to sabotage [Cece’s] nuptials, although a shocking announcement may be bigger than anything he plans.” Hmmm… shocking announcement?
The Mindy Project | When Mindy decides to go to Haiti on a volunteer mission with Casey in the May 14 finale, Danny and his ex-wife, Christina (Chloe Sevigny), “throw a party for them that they will never forget.”
Glee | McKinley loses power in the April 25 episode, prompting Will and Finn to “lead the students in an unplugged session.”
Glee | Katey Sagal debuts as Artie’s mom on… May 2!
Glee | New Directions travel to Regionals in the May 9 finale, “but the competition gets tough when they go head-to-head with the Hoosierdaddies and lead singer Frida Romero (American Idol‘s Jessica Sanchez). Meanwhile, Rachel finds out if she gets the callback for Funny Girl on Broadway.” Oh, and there’s also this.
Ben and Kate | This isn’t technically a spoiler, but it’s worth noting that the ill-fated rookie sitcom’s remaining episodes will get burned off Saturdays at (gulp) midnight beginning April 27.
The Simpsons | Homer, Moe, Lenny and Carl hit the lottery in the first part of the show’s May 19 finale, but when “Carl takes off to Iceland – his homeland – with all the winnings, the guys embark on a Nordic adventure to rescue the cash.”
The Simpsons | On part two of the May 19 finale, the Simpsons board the wrong ride at ‘Dizzneeland’ and are “transported through the galaxy to Kang and Kodos’ home planet, where the inhabitants try to eat Homer in a giant fondue.”
Family Guy | In part one of the the May 19 finale, “Stewie and Brian use Stewie’s time machine to go to Las Vegas for a Bette Midler concert, but chaos ensues when the machine malfunctions and creates alt-versions of the pair: a ‘lucky’ version and an ‘unlucky’ one.”Follow @MichaelAusiello