May Sweeps Scorecard 2013: Deaths, Weddings, Births, Sex, Resurrections, Firings and More!

May Sweeps Scorecard 2013If May Sweeps is just around the corner — and the calendar says it is — that means two things, one even better than the other: 1) TV is about to get good! And 2) it’s time for TVLine’s May Sweeps Scorecard!

Like always, the Scorecard is brimming not only with Sweeps spoilers but also with season finale spoilers! And, same as last year, many of the teasers are hidden beneath a [SPOILER] tag — in other words, you’re gonna have to put on your guessing caps to figure out who’ll be doing what to (and/or with) whom.

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A few things to remember before you scroll down and read on:

• Firstly, the bulk of the entries below pertain to series regulars or recurring characters from shows that air on a broadcast network (i.e. ABC, CBS, Fox, NBC, The CW).

• Secondly, as the twists begin to leak, the Scorecard will be updated (and re-updated… ) until, finally, all the blanks are filled in and/or replaced by even more items! (Mind you, so as not to give away any classified intel, the blanks will often remain blank until after the plots to which they refer untwist on screen.) Regardless, so we strongly suggest you bookmark this puppy and check back for updates.

• Lastly, if it’s on the Scorecard, it happens during May Sweeps, which this year begins April 25 and ends May 22.

OK, now you can go ahead and start reading The Third Annual TVLine May Sweeps Scorecard! Hey, did you already start? Bastards, the lot of you!

Number of weddings: 4
1. AIRED May 9: Will and Emma/Glee
2. Barney and Robin/How I Met Your Mother
2. AIRED May 16: Dwight and Angela/The Office
3. AIRED May 20: Adam and Jennifer/Rules of Engagement
4. AIRED May 20: Russell and Timmy/Rules of Engagement

Number of couples having sex, kissing or saying “I Love You” for the first time: 20
1. AIRED April 29: Kate tells Rick she loves him/Castle
2. AIRED April 30: Jess and Nick have sex/New Girl
3. AIRED May 1: Rayna and Deacon have sex/Nashville
4. AIRED May 1: Will kisses Gunnar/Nashville
5. AIRED May 4: Karen tells Jimmy she loves him/Smash
6. AIRED May 6: Miles and Nora have sex/Revolution
7. AIRED May 7: Nick and Chloe kiss/Grimm
8. AIRED May 7: Wade tells Zoe he loves her/Hart of Dixie
9. AIRED May 8: Oliver and Laurel have sex/Arrow
10. AIRED May 8: Juliette kisses Avery/Nashville
11. AIRED May 8: Dawson tells Mills she loves him/Chicago Fire
12. AIRED May 9: Raj and Lucy kiss/The Big Bang Theory
13. AIRED May 9: Sheldon and Amy have virtual sex via Dungeons & Dragons/The Big Bang Theory
14. AIRED May 9: Arizona and Lauren/Grey’s Anatomy
15. AIRED May 13: Jason and Charlie kiss/Revolution
16. AIRED May 14: Deeks/Kensi kiss (as Deeks and Kensi)/NCIS: LA
17. AIRED May 14: Nick and Juliette kiss for the first time since she lost her memory/Grimm
18. AIRED May 16: Alex and Jo/Grey’s Anatomy
19. AIRED May 16: Matt and Rebekah kiss/The Vampire Diaries
20. AIRED May 21: Monroe and Rosalee have sex/Grimm

Number of new pregnancies: 7
1. AIRED April 25: Hayley/The Vampire Diaries 
2. AIRED May 2: Diane/Parks and Recreation
3. AIRED May 5: Charlotte/Revenge
4. AIRED May 11: Ivy/Smash
5. AIRED May 20: Audrey/Rules of Engagement
6. AIRED May 22: Peggy/Nashville
7. AIRED May 22: Renée/Chicago Fire

Number of people giving birth: 3
1. AIRED May 17: Meredith/Grey’s Anatomy
2. AIRED May 20: Jeff and Audrey (via surrogate)/Rules of Engagement
3. AIRED May 22: Cindy/Chicago Fire

Number of couples reuniting: 10
1. AIRED April 28: Rigsby and Van Pelt/The Mentalist
2. AIRED April 29: Navid and Adrianna/90210
3. AIRED May 1: Casey and Hallie/Chicago Fire
4. AIRED May 12: Rumpelstiltskin and Belle/Once Upon a Time
5. AIRED May 13: Naomi and Jordan/90210
6. AIRED May 14: Danny and Christina/The Mindy Project
7. AIRED May 16: Kelly and Ryan/The Office
8. AIRED May 16: Damon and Elena/The Vampire Diaries
9. AIRED May 20: Danny and Gabrielle/Hawaii Five-0
10. AIRED May 21: Nick and Juliette/Grimm

Number of breakups/divorces: 17
1. AIRED April 25: Alan and Lindsay/Two and a Half Men
2. AIRED April 25: Troy and Britta/Community
3. AIRED April 30: George and Tansy/Hart of Dixie
4. AIRED May 1: Juliette and Dante break up/Nashville
5. AIRED May 3: Alex and Dave/Happy Endings
6. AIRED May 8: Walter and Moira/Arrow
7. AIRED May 8: Thea and Roy/Arrow
8. AIRED May 8: Deacon and Stacey/Nashville
9. AIRED May 9: Brittany and Sam/Glee
10. AIRED May 12: Emily and Aiden/Revenge
11. AIRED May 13: Liam and Sydney/90210
12. AIRED May 14: Cece and Shivrang/New Girl
13. AIRED May 15: Mills and Dawson/Chicago Fire
14. AIRED May 15: Gunnar and Scarlett/Nashville
15. AIRED May 16: Cristina and Owen/Grey’s Anatomy
16. AIRED May 16: (Presumably) Callie and Arizona/Grey’s Anatomy
17. AIRED May 16: Raj and Lucy/The Big Bang Theory

Number of fatalities: 18
1. AIRED April 29: Joe/The Following
2. AIRED April 29: Debra/The Following
3. AIRED April 30: Ilan Bodnar/NCIS
4. AIRED May 3: Vinny/Blue Bloods
5. AIRED May 4: Kyle/Smash
6. AIRED May 5: Takeda/Revenge
7. AIRED May 8: Yao Fei/Arrow
8. AIRED May 8: Hallie/Chicago Fire
9. AIRED May 9: Bonnie/The Vampire Diaries
10. AIRED May 12: Declan/Revenge
11. AIRED May 15: Naomi/Supernatural 
12. AIRED May 15: Tommy/Arrow
13. AIRED May 15: Jolene/Nashville
14. AIRED May 15: Dante/Nashville
15. AIRED May 20: Michael/Hawaii Five-0
16. AIRED May 20: Jim, Commander Ramsey, etc./Revolution
17. AIRED May 21: Frau Pech/Grimm
18. AIRED May 22: Strauss/Criminal Minds

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