New Girl Promo Exclusive: Stop Killing Butterflies!

If you missed that intense kiss on New Girl two weeks back, you now have an added reason to wail and wring your hands.

According to a new promo for the Fox comedy — a little gift from the network to tide over fans who didn’t get their Tuesday fix due to President Obama’s State of the Union address — “every time you miss an episode of New Girl, a butterfly dies.” Say what?

Press play below for a spot filled with tears, shirtlessness, “yellowish goo” and dozens of delicate winged creatures. New Girl returns next Tuesday (9/8c, on Fox).