Erin, The Office
A new, straight-talking gal pal to suggest the sweet receptionist deserves better than the newly self-absorbed Andy
Maria LaGuerta, Dexter
A one-way ticket out of Miami, because she's way too close to figuring out Dex's secret
Nigel Lythgoe, American Idol
Now That's What I Call Music, Vols. 1-43, AKA proof that there's been some good music produced in the last 15 years
David and Bryan, The New Normal
Chapstick, because they're about to kiss their sweet, childless lifestyle goodbye
Otto, Sons of Anarchy
A consult with the prison plastic surgeon
Heidi Klum and Tim Gunn, Project Runway
Two-day challenges for everyone, forever!
Becky, Glee
Prime Suspect: The Complete Collection, to get in touch with her inner voice
Dana, Homeland
An all-expenses-included scholarship to boarding school in Iceland (or somewhere else far, far, far away)
Danny, The Mindy Project
A year of AAA membership and some fuzzy dice
Kalinda, The Good Wife
Boot polish and therapy
Brennan and Booth, Bones
A Castle-like getaway in the Hamptons, minus the dead folk
Oliver, Arrow
Fewer shirts
Fringe
Another season — oh wait, that's for us
Amy, The Big Bang Theory
A subscription to InStyle
Jess' folks, New Girl
Roundtrip tickets for future visits, 'cause that was too much fun!
Andrea, The Walking Dead
A clue
Blaine, Glee
Some deep V-neck tees — surely his neck needs a break from the bowties and button-ups, no?
Blair, Gossip Girl
A headband, just for old times' sake
Charlie, Revolution
Some of Oliver Queen's fancy-ass arrows
Olivia, Scandal
A lifetime supply of Tide to Go
Juliette, Grimm
Ginko biloba
Charlotte and Cooper, Private Practice
The Partridge Family bus
Beatrice, The X Factor
A re-makeover, AKA a make-like-before
Castle, Castle
Those three little words from Kate
Wade, Hart of Dixie
Even fewer shirts than Arrow's Oliver gets
Emma and Mary Margaret, Once Upon a Time
New outfits, or at least some detergent
Simon Cowell, The X Factor
A Fantastic Sam's gift certificate (Hey, they can't do any worse…)
Meredith, Grey's Anatomy
A reliable babysitter for Zola
Victoria, Revenge
The Grifters on Blu-ray
Adam Levine, The Voice
A simple, unsullied t-shirt
Jack, Revenge
Boat insurance
Phil, Modern Family
Gaydar
Elena, The Vampire Diaries
A whole day/night without drama
Haley, Modern Family
A Hooters application
Lana, American Horror Story: Asylum
A time machine
Erin, The Office
A new, straight-talking gal pal to suggest the sweet receptionist deserves better than the newly self-absorbed Andy
Maria LaGuerta, Dexter
A one-way ticket out of Miami, because she's way too close to figuring out Dex's secret
Nigel Lythgoe, American Idol
Now That's What I Call Music, Vols. 1-43, AKA proof that there's been some good music produced in the last 15 years
David and Bryan, The New Normal
Chapstick, because they're about to kiss their sweet, childless lifestyle goodbye
Otto, Sons of Anarchy
A consult with the prison plastic surgeon
Heidi Klum and Tim Gunn, Project Runway
Two-day challenges for everyone, forever!
Becky, Glee
Prime Suspect: The Complete Collection, to get in touch with her inner voice
Dana, Homeland
An all-expenses-included scholarship to boarding school in Iceland (or somewhere else far, far, far away)
Danny, The Mindy Project
A year of AAA membership and some fuzzy dice
Kalinda, The Good Wife
Boot polish and therapy
Brennan and Booth, Bones
A Castle-like getaway in the Hamptons, minus the dead folk
Oliver, Arrow
Fewer shirts
Fringe
Another season — oh wait, that's for us
Amy, The Big Bang Theory
A subscription to InStyle
Jess' folks, New Girl
Roundtrip tickets for future visits, 'cause that was too much fun!
Andrea, The Walking Dead
A clue
Blaine, Glee
Some deep V-neck tees — surely his neck needs a break from the bowties and button-ups, no?
Blair, Gossip Girl
A headband, just for old times' sake
Charlie, Revolution
Some of Oliver Queen's fancy-ass arrows
Olivia, Scandal
A lifetime supply of Tide to Go
Juliette, Grimm
Ginko biloba
Charlotte and Cooper, Private Practice
The Partridge Family bus
Beatrice, The X Factor
A re-makeover, AKA a make-like-before
Castle, Castle
Those three little words from Kate
Wade, Hart of Dixie
Even fewer shirts than Arrow's Oliver gets
Emma and Mary Margaret, Once Upon a Time
New outfits, or at least some detergent
Simon Cowell, The X Factor
A Fantastic Sam's gift certificate (Hey, they can't do any worse…)
Meredith, Grey's Anatomy
A reliable babysitter for Zola
Victoria, Revenge
The Grifters on Blu-ray
Adam Levine, The Voice
A simple, unsullied t-shirt
Jack, Revenge
Boat insurance
Phil, Modern Family
Gaydar
Elena, The Vampire Diaries
A whole day/night without drama
Haley, Modern Family
A Hooters application
Lana, American Horror Story: Asylum
A time machine
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