Fall TV Preview

Hot Video: A Gossip Girl Gets Hitched, 'Chair' Undresses and Someone's on a 'Slut Spiral'

If Gossip Girl‘s silent teaser didn’t satisfy your appetite for Upper East Side drama, then the latest promo for the CW soap’s Season 6 should do the trick — especially its very steamy, very exposed ‘Chair’ hookup and an impromptu wedding for Sabrina (no, that’s not a typo)!

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So what’s forced Serena to take on a new persona? Who is on “a full-on slut spiral,” per Georgina? And just what is wrong with Dan, who doesn’t seem too happy with Blair’s choice to go back to Chuck?

Press PLAY to check out the sneak peek and then hit the comments with your theories on the returning drama!

Gossip Girl‘s sixth and final season bows Monday, Oct. 8 at 9/8c.