Bachelorette Beaus Revealed: Who's Husband/ Father Fodder? Who's Fated for Bachelor Pad?

Erstwhile Bachelor “winner” and single mom Emily Maynard is testing the “fool me twice, shame on me” theory by looking for love a second time on ABC’s reality dating franchise. Yes indeed, on Monday, May 14 (9:31/8:31 c), Emily makes her debut as The Bachelorette, where 25 “gentlemen” will compete for her affections.

Check out a rogue’s gallery of these dudes below — rated soley using photo, age, and occupation — in order from most likely to put a ring on it to most likely to wind up on the show’s trashy summer spinoff Bachelor Pad. Then hit the comments with your predictions!

Comments (22)

  • If she doesn’t find time to date as a single mom, how come she has time to leave her daughter with someone else so she can spend weeks away doing a dating show? All those people want is fame… And money. I only watch the Bachelorette to laugh and to see the beautiful locations.

    Comment by Leila – May 4, 2012 10:21 AM PDT  Reply To This Post
    • They moved production to Emily’s hometown:

      Comment by Matt Webb Mitovich – May 4, 2012 10:35 AM PDT  Reply To This Post
      • That’s very nice of them. But if her season is anything like the others, there will be a lot of traveling.

        Comment by Leila – May 4, 2012 12:20 PM PDT  Reply To This Post
    • you only watch it to laugh at people, yet you are spending the time to write posts about it online??? ok…there are travel websites you could look at if you really only like the location.
      just sayin.

      Comment by Dan – June 15, 2012 02:51 PM PDT  Reply To This Post
  • Michael, please tell me you are doing your awesome, snarky recaps again!
    I really missed them the last half of Ben’s season.

    Comment by Annemieken – May 4, 2012 10:43 AM PDT  Reply To This Post
  • Data destruction specialist is code for paper shredder, right?

    Comment by verver – May 4, 2012 10:48 AM PDT  Reply To This Post
  • Based on what I have observed of Emily in the past, I think Sean, Charlie or Travis are the best bets. The others are too young/immature looking. She is looking for a father type. JMO.

    Comment by gazebo – May 4, 2012 10:58 AM PDT  Reply To This Post
    • If that’s what she’s looking for she should look somewhere other than a reality show that almost always fails to produce a lasting relationship.

      Comment by tripoli – May 4, 2012 07:46 PM PDT  Reply To This Post
  • Oh, Michael! Just wait until you get more info on Arie! The race-car driver thing is the very TIP of the iceberg!

    Comment by Tracy – May 4, 2012 11:10 AM PDT  Reply To This Post
  • Thank you for the afternoon laughs – SO funny.

    Comment by Skeff – May 4, 2012 11:12 AM PDT  Reply To This Post
  • I don’t know if it’s just because of the pictures, but many of them have wonky faces.

    Comment by Leila – May 4, 2012 12:21 PM PDT  Reply To This Post
  • Emily is 26 so Chris is not to young for her.
    I said the same thing when I saw Lerone, so those 2 guys that are suing the show because they say it is racist have to back peddle.
    I say she chooses Jef.
    Also I think Arie will go far, yes he is a race car driver but Emily has dated another race car driver.

    Comment by sarah – May 4, 2012 12:22 PM PDT  Reply To This Post
  • Arie is the obvious choice. Race car driver, right age, dreamy blue eyes. This season is over before it even began. Any point in watching?

    This show has 0 suspense. Courtney was Ben’s obvious choice from the limo meeting, same with JP and Ashley, Brad and Emily, Ali and Roberto. You can see it all over the lead’s face when the ultimate proposee steps out of the car.

    The only show worth watching is the 1st episode, watching people get out of the limos, just so you can see who the lead is eventually gonna choose. Looks like this season, even limo episode is a non-starter.

    Comment by Any Point? – May 4, 2012 12:23 PM PDT  Reply To This Post
    • JP and ashley wasn’t a obvious match, but I agree with the others.

      Comment by fa – May 4, 2012 05:04 PM PDT  Reply To This Post
  • This is one of the worst picks yet for bachelorette — she basically screwed brad over even questioning him if he can handle being a father after he made one of the stupidest choices. The ads keep saying that “we fell in love with her”, I sure didn’t and this will be a pass for me.

    Comment by kim – May 4, 2012 12:24 PM PDT  Reply To This Post
  • Oh, Slezak. Your snark is so very appreciated. PLEASE tell me you’ll be doing recaps during the season!! There’s just something missing from the Bachelor/ette experience when you don’t.

    Comment by Tiffany – May 4, 2012 12:45 PM PDT  Reply To This Post
    • Posting under multiple names, Tiff?

      Comment by Dani – May 5, 2012 09:37 PM PDT  Reply To This Post
  • I hope that jerk who was Ashley’s season isn’t going to show up for Emily. That would be horrible, but wouldn’t surprise me if the producers request his presence to stir up unnecesary drama.

    Comment by Allyson – May 4, 2012 04:18 PM PDT  Reply To This Post
  • Um… where are the hot guys? lol

    Comment by Danielle H – May 4, 2012 04:29 PM PDT  Reply To This Post
  • Is there a reason why so many young people are in real estate or finance? What awful fields to be in, especially right now when real estate is tanking and the financial industry has been completely exposed as a fraud.

    Comment by janet – May 4, 2012 06:32 PM PDT  Reply To This Post
    • Ummm… that’d be why those gentlemen have time on their hands to be on The Bachelorette.

      Comment by the explanation – May 5, 2012 05:31 AM PDT  Reply To This Post
  • HILARIOUS commentary.

    Comment by Chelsea Walker – May 7, 2012 02:20 PM PDT  Reply To This Post

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