Spoiler Alert! Theater First Look: Snooki and JWoww Do Spartacus: Vengeance

Spoiler Alert! is traveling to Ancient Rome… by way of Seaside Heights, N.J.

The latest installment of TVLine’s new weekly web series doesn’t premiere until Wednesday, but even if you’re not a Jersey Shore fan, you’ll want to get an exclusive first look at one of the episode’s highlights — specifically, the newest edition of our marquee “Spoiler Alert Theater” segment.

This week, powerhouse thespians Jenni “JWoww” Farley and Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi take on the ultimate challenge by performing a tense scene from the Feb. 17 episode of Spartacus: Vengeance between Lucy Lawless’ Lucretia and Viva Bianca’s Ilithyia.

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Press play below and rate the duo’s acting prowess in the comments. And be sure to check back on Wednesday for Episode 3 of Spoiler Alert!

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  1. LB says:

    Since when does ancient Greece count as “medieval?” (Yes, this is what I’m choosing to object to. There’s nothing to be gained in complaining about ‘Jersey Shore’ at this point.)

  2. gil says:

    snooki could not carry Lucy lawlesses jock strap

  3. t.t says:

    OW my eyes, they burn.
    *on a side note, Snooki can read?

  4. Ainav says:

    That’s just wrong.

  5. david blake says:

    They make my eyes bleed that’s just wrong

  6. Josh says:

    That is just pathetic.. To think snooki and jwoww could actualy play in a legitimate tv show is laughable in itself….

  7. Batiatus says:

    Jupiter’s c*ck! What is this madness?! I would have these wh*res sent to the afterlife!

  8. Melissa says:

    Your kidding right? I can’t even take this seriously right now. This is such a joke. Lol Smh.

  9. Robert Slover says:

    Well….at least they tried turning a good show into something the borderline rerarded can understand…

  10. Brent says:

    jwoww may be quite the attractive one… and would be a great addition to the graphic scenes in the whore houses….. at least then you could hang onto something entertaining when she opens her mouth and ruins anything good that came form her role on the show… as for snooki… can she just be a slave put to death?… that way we wouldnt have to get pissed off at her lack of anything remotely skilled in acting… she could scream, die, and no longer would we have to regret watching. In fact can we just kill off all the jersey shore people in one episode, thus eliminating anymore horrible attempts at spoofs or parodies….

  11. angie says:

    Omg..I’m going to be sick! Spatacus is the best show ever..why would they allow this. Ewwww

  12. Vanessa says:

    A little of me just died right now… I had an amazing respect for Spartacus…but now….I’m heavily disappointed… Side notes…theses girls are IDIOTS!

  13. Angie says:

    Oh God just kill me now!

  14. Christian says:

    Send them to the mines!

  15. oc says:

    Nooo! Its so wrong! *On a side note I could have Photoshoped that blindfolded standing on my head.

  16. Jane Morgan says:

    Playing yourself does not make you a good actor. . .

  17. Jay says:

    Andy is probably rolling over in his grave right now, ugh.

  18. Illythia says:

    Jupiter’s cock! Once again the Gods spread the cheeks to ram cock in f@#king ass!Send these whores to the mines before chaos breaks out.

  19. Donna says:

    They can not act or read. They just plain suck. This so disappointing for fans who love this show.

  20. trish says:

    i cant believe this, please i beg whomeva the directors b for SPARTACUS dont put those bottom of the line peps on ur show u wil make the biggest mistake of ur life…they cannot act and wil not b beneficial to ur show in any way possible PLEASE DONT RUIN THIS AWESUM SERIES BY PLACING THOSE DUMBASSES ON UR SHOW PLEASE!!!!!!! ……VERY IMPORTANT……