Spoiler Alert! Theater First Look: Snooki and JWoww Do Spartacus: Vengeance

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Spoiler Alert! is traveling to Ancient Rome… by way of Seaside Heights, N.J.

The latest installment of TVLine’s new weekly web series doesn’t premiere until Wednesday, but even if you’re not a Jersey Shore fan, you’ll want to get an exclusive first look at one of the episode’s highlights — specifically, the newest edition of our marquee “Spoiler Alert Theater” segment.

This week, powerhouse thespians Jenni “JWoww” Farley and Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi take on the ultimate challenge by performing a tense scene from the Feb. 17 episode of Spartacus: Vengeance between Lucy Lawless’ Lucretia and Viva Bianca’s Ilithyia.

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Press play below and rate the duo’s acting prowess in the comments. And be sure to check back on Wednesday for Episode 3 of Spoiler Alert!

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Comments (24)

  • Since when does ancient Greece count as “medieval?” (Yes, this is what I’m choosing to object to. There’s nothing to be gained in complaining about ‘Jersey Shore’ at this point.)

    Comment by LB – February 6, 2012 03:48 PM PDT  Reply To This Post
    • Haha! They changed the text! Good call out!

      Comment by AD – February 7, 2012 08:31 AM PDT  Reply To This Post
    • ancient Greece? lol wtf show are YOU watching?? lol LONG LIVE THE GLORY OF ROME!! And death is too good for anyone from reality tv!

      Comment by Markus – February 7, 2012 10:54 AM PDT  Reply To This Post
  • snooki could not carry Lucy lawlesses jock strap

    Comment by gil – February 6, 2012 06:32 PM PDT  Reply To This Post
  • OW my eyes, they burn.
    *on a side note, Snooki can read?

    Comment by t.t – February 7, 2012 12:02 AM PDT  Reply To This Post
    • She got Ilithia’s name wrong, so…

      Comment by Michael Sacal – February 7, 2012 05:03 AM PDT  Reply To This Post
  • That’s just wrong.

    Comment by Ainav – February 7, 2012 06:36 AM PDT  Reply To This Post
  • They make my eyes bleed that’s just wrong

    Comment by david blake – February 7, 2012 08:35 AM PDT  Reply To This Post
  • That is just pathetic.. To think snooki and jwoww could actualy play in a legitimate tv show is laughable in itself….

    Comment by Josh – February 7, 2012 08:55 AM PDT  Reply To This Post
  • Jupiter’s c*ck! What is this madness?! I would have these wh*res sent to the afterlife!

    Comment by Batiatus – February 7, 2012 09:01 AM PDT  Reply To This Post
  • Your kidding right? I can’t even take this seriously right now. This is such a joke. Lol Smh.

    Comment by Melissa – February 7, 2012 09:17 AM PDT  Reply To This Post
  • Well….at least they tried turning a good show into something the borderline rerarded can understand…

    Comment by Robert Slover – February 7, 2012 09:28 AM PDT  Reply To This Post
  • jwoww may be quite the attractive one… and would be a great addition to the graphic scenes in the whore houses….. at least then you could hang onto something entertaining when she opens her mouth and ruins anything good that came form her role on the show… as for snooki… can she just be a slave put to death?… that way we wouldnt have to get pissed off at her lack of anything remotely skilled in acting… she could scream, die, and no longer would we have to regret watching. In fact can we just kill off all the jersey shore people in one episode, thus eliminating anymore horrible attempts at spoofs or parodies….

    Comment by Brent – February 7, 2012 09:47 AM PDT  Reply To This Post
    • You have my vote!!!!

      Comment by Jane Morgan – February 7, 2012 11:44 AM PDT  Reply To This Post
  • Omg..I’m going to be sick! Spatacus is the best show ever..why would they allow this. Ewwww

    Comment by angie – February 7, 2012 10:22 AM PDT  Reply To This Post
  • A little of me just died right now… I had an amazing respect for Spartacus…but now….I’m heavily disappointed… Side notes…theses girls are IDIOTS!

    Comment by Vanessa – February 7, 2012 10:27 AM PDT  Reply To This Post
  • Oh God just kill me now!

    Comment by Angie – February 7, 2012 10:43 AM PDT  Reply To This Post
  • Send them to the mines!

    Comment by Christian – February 7, 2012 11:13 AM PDT  Reply To This Post
  • Nooo! Its so wrong! *On a side note I could have Photoshoped that blindfolded standing on my head.

    Comment by oc – February 7, 2012 11:22 AM PDT  Reply To This Post
  • Playing yourself does not make you a good actor. . .

    Comment by Jane Morgan – February 7, 2012 11:42 AM PDT  Reply To This Post
  • Andy is probably rolling over in his grave right now, ugh.

    Comment by Jay – February 7, 2012 02:04 PM PDT  Reply To This Post
  • Jupiter’s cock! Once again the Gods spread the cheeks to ram cock in f@#king ass!Send these whores to the mines before chaos breaks out.

    Comment by Illythia – February 7, 2012 02:49 PM PDT  Reply To This Post
  • They can not act or read. They just plain suck. This so disappointing for fans who love this show.

    Comment by Donna – February 7, 2012 04:48 PM PDT  Reply To This Post
  • i cant believe this, please i beg whomeva the directors b for SPARTACUS dont put those bottom of the line peps on ur show u wil make the biggest mistake of ur life…they cannot act and wil not b beneficial to ur show in any way possible PLEASE DONT RUIN THIS AWESUM SERIES BY PLACING THOSE DUMBASSES ON UR SHOW PLEASE!!!!!!! ……VERY IMPORTANT……

    Comment by trish – February 12, 2012 10:38 AM PDT  Reply To This Post

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