FRIDAY, DEC. 30
Jersey Shore (MTV, 12 am – Saturday, 11 pm) | Spray on your fake tan, pick up your prescription for penicillin, and make your New Year a bona fide — cough — Situation. (Also airs Sunday, 1:05 am – 8 pm.)
CSI (USA Network, 9 am – Saturday, 5 am) | Say goodbye to Laurence Fishburne all over again with this Season 11 marathon.
It Only Hurts When I Laugh (truTV, 11 am – 5 pm) | Had a few holiday mishaps? Make yourself feel better by making sure they didn’t show up in this home videos showcase.
Awkward (Logo, noon – 6 pm) | Do we really need to have “the talk” again? This MTV teen comedy is your favorite new show. You may not know it yet, but trust us — it is.
Criminal Minds (A&E, noon – 4:02 am) | Pre-party, put your brain on autopilot by letting these geniuses do all the heavy lifting.
The Millionaire Matchmaker (Bravo, noon – 9 pm) | Epiphany: It’s a modern-day Downton Abbey!
Will & Grace (Lifetime, noon – 4 pm) | Before the first cork is popped, get a contact high off of Karen.
Brides of Beverly Hills (TLC, 1 – 5 pm) | At the center of the series is a bridal boutique that counts Paula Abdul, Heather Locklear and Raquel Welch among its clients. In other words, pretty dresses? Guaranteed. Long-lasting marriages? Not so much.
Nite Tales (Chiller, 8 pm – Saturday, 3:30 am) | In case you don’t want to sleep at all.