The TVLine-Up: Your Guide to 78 New Year's Weekend Marathons and Specials

Jersey Shore (MTV, 12 am – Saturday, 11 pm) | Spray on your fake tan, pick up your prescription for penicillin, and make your New Year a bona fide — cough — Situation. (Also airs Sunday, 1:05 am – 8 pm.)

CSI (USA Network, 9 am – Saturday, 5 am) | Say goodbye to Laurence Fishburne all over again with this Season 11 marathon.

It Only Hurts When I Laugh (truTV, 11 am – 5 pm) | Had a few holiday mishaps? Make yourself feel better by making sure they didn’t show up in this home videos showcase.

Awkward (Logo, noon – 6 pm) | Do we really need to have “the talk” again? This MTV teen comedy is your favorite new show. You may not know it yet, but trust us — it is.

Criminal Minds (A&E, noon – 4:02 am) | Pre-party, put your brain on autopilot by letting these geniuses do all the heavy lifting.

The Millionaire Matchmaker (Bravo, noon – 9 pm) | Epiphany: It’s a modern-day Downton Abbey!

Will & Grace (Lifetime, noon – 4 pm) | Before the first cork is popped, get a contact high off of Karen.

Brides of Beverly Hills (TLC, 1 – 5 pm) | At the center of the series is a bridal boutique that counts Paula Abdul, Heather Locklear and Raquel Welch among its clients. In other words, pretty dresses? Guaranteed. Long-lasting marriages? Not so much.

Nite Tales (Chiller, 8 pm – Saturday, 3:30 am) | In case you don’t want to sleep at all.


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  1. Tamika says:

    I will be watching the BBT marathon!!! Love that show!!!

  2. Templar says:

    So. out of that huge list, I get TBBT, OUAT and Psych. Not bad, not bad at all.

  3. Bad Breaker says:

    Rats. I was hoping to see a marathon of this past season of Sons of Anarchy.

    • Matt Webb Mitovich, Editor-at-Large says:

      I checked with FX very recently and there are no plans to repeat Season 4 anytime soon. Probably this summer.

  4. alyssa897 says:

    Degrassi – “So many secret hookups, pregnancies and emotional traumas! It’s like a Monday at the TVLine office…”

    LOL. Who came up with that? :D

  5. Heather says:

    Actually, ABC is airing at least six, if not all seven of the OUAT eps this weekend. The marathon starts at 4 m EST and I for one cannot wait to watch them all again! If only ABC could do a Revenge marathon next somehow, LOL ;)

    • Rachel says:

      I thought I had heard that, too – that they were airing all of the episodes so far. (I hope that’s the case, because I know a few people who really need to catch up!!)

    • Templar says:

      According to Direct TV schedule OUAT starts at 4 EST/3C and continues to 11 E/10C with a 1 hour break for national and local news. So that is 6 episodes.

    • Vlada Gelman says:

      The OUAT listing has been updated. Thanks!

  6. Daveedt says:

    Same here. Why is FX not repeating S4, soon? There’s only the last 3 eps ON DEMAND, from Verizon!! 1.99/episode, on!!

  7. Trisha says:

    I’ll be watching HBO’s True Blood S4… can hardly wait for Alex Skarsgard as Eric Northman. Waiting for S5 does suck… but this will most surely help! LOL

  8. Anonymous says:

    Even though I’ve watched them all already, I’m going to catch The Secret Circle marathon just for the fun of it again. It’ll be fun starting with the Pilot tonight!

  9. courtney says:


  10. spikesgrl says:

    I completely agree with you about Barry Watson. Love that man!!
    Someone please give him a show soon……

  11. Deena says:

    I never get sick of Law & Order marathons. Bring ’em on! I will now have to battle my mom for the recliner & good TV as she will be eying up that Twilight Zone marathon like she does every year.

  12. Max says:

    There’s a Batman marathon ? So: nananananananana NA Batman =D

  13. Let us not forget the Marx Brothers movie marathon on TCM until 8PM tonight!

  14. Malcom says:

    That little line about the Walking Dead zombie soap opera was pretty spot on. Well done, sir.

  15. ACE says:

    Monk was not canceled! The series ended.

  16. jennifer says:

    There is a Diagnosis Murder marathon on Encore Suspense. It ends at 8 pm tonight.

  17. Hugh says:

    I’ll be watching Degrassi with my pants down and the lotion andtowel close by. I love masturbating to that show.

  18. JB says:

    What happened to the Honeymooners?!

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