The TVLine-Up: Your Guide to 81 Christmas Marathons and Specials
SUNDAY, DEC. 25
Bleach (Cartoon Network, 12 – 6 am) | If you like anime with your unwrapping, Cartoon Network has you covered.
Best of I Love The… (VH1, 3 – 8 am) | Didn’t get that time machine you wanted? No worries. You can still relive the ’70s, ’80s and ’90s.
Doctor Who (BBC America, 5 am – 9 pm) | Amy and Rory may be departing soon, but you can still catch them during this Season 6 marathon.
House (Cloo, 6 am – Monday, 6 am) | You probably don’t have that guest star’s disease, but we can’t be positive…
The Outer Limits (Chiller, 6 am – Monday, 6 am) | Play “Hey, it’s that guy from… !” during this 24-hour marathon of the sci-fi anthology series.
Inside the Actors Studio (Bravo, 6 am – 2 pm) | Among those being subject to the Proust Questionnaire are James Franco, Betty White, Charlie Sheen, Bradley Cooper, Jennifer Aniston and the cast of Modern Family.
Disney Parks Christmas Day Parade (ABC, 9 – 11 am PT/Noon – 2 pm ET) | Hosts Nick Cannon, Mario Lopez and Maria Menounos take you inside the happiest place on Earth on the happiest day of the year, with performances from Jennifer Hudson, Justin Bieber and Christina Aguilera.
Firefly (Science Channel, 9 am – Monday, 6 am) | So you don’t drive a sleigh — big deal! Take me away, anyway, Captain Mal!
Ghost Hunters (Syfy, 9 am – 3 pm) | Grant and Jason go hunting for ghosts in this Season 7 marathon. Which is obviously very different from what they would have done in a Season 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 or 6 marathon.
A Gospel Christmas (CBS, 9 – 10 am) | Kenny Lattimore, Chanté Moore, Howard Hewett, Sounds of Blackness, Shirley Murdoch, Shanice and many more perform.
My Fair Wedding With David Tutera (WE tv, 10 am – Monday, 4 am) | The celebrity wedding planner attempts to get regular gals hitched like a Kardashian. Though hopefully with longer-lasting results.
The Oprah Winfrey Show (OWN, 10 am – 8 pm) | Missing Oprah? She’s still here for you.
Mythbusters (Discovery, 11 am – Monday, 3 am) | The team bursts some bubbles beginning with a holiday special that tackles Christmas hype.
Caillou Movie Marathon (Sprout, noon – 6 pm) | It’s really just the same holiday movie over and over, but don’t tell the kids.
Malcolm in the Middle (IFC, noon – 8:30 pm) | Before he was cooking up meth on Breaking Bad, Bryan Cranston was just trying to survive his crazy brood.
Man v. Food Nation (Travel Channel, noon – 4 pm) | Host Adam Richman travels to Nashville, the Florida Keys and beyond. Hopefully, at the end of his journey, we’ll get to find out if he can fit down a chimney. Or through a door. Or… (Also airs Sunday, 8 pm – Monday, 4 am.)
NFL Holiday Spectacular (CBS, noon – 1 pm) | Apparently, historic and memorable NFL moments can capture the holiday spirit, too. Who knew?
The Real Housewives of… (Bravo, noon – Monday, 4 am) | The ladies — and heaven knows we use the term loosely — of Beverly Hills and Atlanta remind us why they’ll always be on Santa’s naughty list. (The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills also airs Monday, 6 pm – Tuesday, 4 am.)
1,000 Ways to Die (Spike TV, 1 pm – Monday, 4 am) | Maybe don’t watch this if you’re feeling the holiday blues.
Drake & Josh (TeenNick, 1 – 9 pm) | Alert the tweens!
Snapped (Oxygen, 1 pm – Monday, 3 am) | What you will be if the family doesn’t leave on time.
Face Off (Syfy, 3 – 11 pm) | A group of prosthetic makeup artists compete for the $100,000 prize by trying to camouflage a certain reindeer’s neon-red nose. OK, we made up that last part.
The O.C. (SoapNet, 3 – 7 pm) | Celebrate “Chrismukkah-time in the O.C.” with all four of the teen soap’s holiday mash-up episodes. Our favorites: the Season 1 classic that started it all and the “It’s a Wonderful Life”-esque, Bizarro World of Season 4′s “Chrismukk-huh?”
Hardcore Pawn (truTV, 4 – 11 pm) | Spend some time at American Jewelry and Loan, a family-owned pawn shop. Trust us, the lines are shorter than the ones you’ll stand in at Macy’s when you try to exchange that juicer.
Brain Games (National Geographic, 5 pm – Monday, 3 am) | Hey, just because it’s the holidays and everyone is off work doesn’t mean you should let your gray matter waste away. Use that noodle!
General Hospital (SoapNet, 7 pm – Monday, 6 am) | Catch the beloved sudser on SoapNet while it and the network still exist.
Christmas by Leo McCarey (TCM, 8 – Monday, 6:30 am) | TCM unwraps six of the director’s films, including Duck Soup and Once Upon a Honeymoon.
Dr. Seuss’ How the Grinch Stole Christmas (ABC, 8 – 8:30 pm) | Boris Karloff narrates this 1966 animated special that was so perfect in its execution that it needed no further adaptation. Not that that stopped Jim Carrey, whose 2000 movie version airs at 8:30 pm.
Doctor Who: The Doctor, the Widow and the Wardrobe (BBC America, 9 – 10:20 pm) | This year’s Christmas special journeys back to World War II as a struggling mother of two learns that a Time Lord never forgets his debts.
Downton Abbey (PBS, 9 pm – Monday, 1:30 am) | Want to know what all the fuss is about? Here’s your chance to check out Season 1.
Merlin (Syfy, 11 pm – Monday, 5 am) | Catch up on the last six episodes of Season 3 before Season 4 debuts Jan. 6.