New Girl Video: Watch Schmidt's Online Dating Video (and Head For the Hills, Ladies)

What happens when a smarmy bachelor who answers to the nickname “douche bag” makes an online dating video? Well, when the cad in question is Schmidt (Max Greenfield) from New Girl, you better believe the resulting vid is going to scream “nimrod power tool overload.”

The circa ’2008 clip — which was “leaked” to YouTube early Monday — is embedded below for your viewing pleasure. I think you’ll agree it’s so obnoxious it’s damn-near perfect.

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24 Comments
  1. Danielle says:

    OH MY GOD. That was hysterical. And yet… I could definitely see that coming from Schmidt. Can they please incorporate this into an episode? Please and thank you!

  2. Peter says:

    GENIUS! Love it. I’m sure if this was real, it would’ve worked too. LoL

  3. torontogirl98 says:

    Lol that is so hilarious, I can’t wait for more New Girl its the best new comedy this season!

  4. Lexie says:

    That is SO funny!
    I mean, only he would do such a production of it! :P

  5. Amy says:

    Schmidt is the best character on this show, hands down.

  6. Liz B. says:

    I just want to know who Schmidt got to film it. I can’t see Nick, Winston or Coach helping him out with that.

  7. Marwa says:

    OMG this is what we can call funny

  8. Allie says:

    Did he really ripoff the Hills? This is just great xD

  9. Joe says:

    best new character on tv this year. Hilarious!

  10. Emily says:

    Put a 20 in the jar Schmidt . . . seriously like right now :)

  11. Kate says:

    This was so unbelievably HILARRRRRRRRRR! I so hope they make this into an episode! What a lil douche, still gotta love him though!

  12. Kim says:

    I had never seen an episode of “The Hills,” but now I am convinced I never will. Wow…..

  13. dan says:

    Dollar in the jar, bud.

  14. CASSIE says:

    LMFAO. THAT’S ALL I HAVE TO SAY. WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT DEPUTY LEO D’AMATO FROM VERONICA MARS WOULD BE A LEAD ON A HILARIOUS NEW SHOW?! LOVE HIM. THIS PARODY > THE HILLS BY A MILE.

  15. Ace says:

    Oh, Schmidt. Bless your heart. And yeah, jar time.

  16. Justin says:

    SHUT UP.
    hahahahahaha that is hilarious.
    I could so see Schmidt jamming out to “unwritten”

  17. HoneyBee says:

    Brilliant. I couldn’t believe Max Greenfield as Deputy Leo from Veronica Mars could be this funny in a different show. The guy deserves his own sitcom. Totally different character, and he can play Schmidt for so much douchey-ness.

  18. claire says:

    lol I think we just found the opening credits for Smitch’s spin off.

  19. airhead says:

    hahaha, i thought he said ‘i’m just a real girl…’ at the beginning.