New Girl Video: Watch Schmidt's Online Dating Video (and Head For the Hills, Ladies)

What happens when a smarmy bachelor who answers to the nickname “douche bag” makes an online dating video? Well, when the cad in question is Schmidt (Max Greenfield) from New Girl, you better believe the resulting vid is going to scream “nimrod power tool overload.”

The circa ‘2008 clip — which was “leaked” to YouTube early Monday — is embedded below for your viewing pleasure. I think you’ll agree it’s so obnoxious it’s damn-near perfect.

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