The TVLine-Up: Your Guide to 88 Thanksgiving Marathons and Specials

Say Yes to the Dress (TLC, 6 am – 1 pm) | Money well spent. Not. Sorry, ladies.

SpongeBob SquarePants (Nickelodeon, 7 am – 9 pm) | This should keep the little ones occupied all day.

Storage Wars (A&E, 7 am – Saturday, 4:02 am) | That is a lot of neglected knick-knacks.

American Restoration (History, 8 am – 10 pm) | That vase you found in an abandoned Stor-U-Self? These folks will restore it to glory.

The Parkers (BET, 8 am – midnight) | The Moesha spin-off lives on, in syndication.

Project Runway (Style, 8 am – 10 pm) | Go back in time to the Bravo days of the fashion competition series, with a marathon of the Christian Siriano season.

Top Gear (BBC America, 8 am – Saturday, 6 am) | Shotgun!

Auction Hunters (Spike, 9 am – 9 pm ) | Two of the best prospectors in the biz scout for treasure at public auctions of abandoned storage units. (Not to be confused with Storage Wars. And yet it shall be.)

The Glee Project (Oxygen, 10 am – 8 pm) | If you missed it this summer, here’s your chance to check out the new faces still to come during the third season of Glee.

Awkward (MTV, 11 am – 5 pm) | If you haven’t seen the MTV gem and don’t watch this Season 1 marathon, I’m not sure we can be friends anymore.

The Millionaire Matchmaker (Bravo, 11 am – Saturday, 4 am) | Here’s hoping for some happy endings this weekend.

Rocket City Rednecks (National Geographic, 3 pm – Saturday, 3 am) | These NASA rocket scientists keep things interesting by fueling their creations with homemade moonshine.

Paranormal State (The Biography Channel, 6 pm – Saturday, 4 am) | Who needs sleep when you can be scaring yourself all night?

General Hospital (SOAPNet, 7 pm – midnight) | A “Lucky Friday” marathon of five favorite episodes featuring Luke and Laura’s boy.

Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer (The CW, 8 – 9 pm) | The animated special brings to life the popular song, as a young boy sets out to track down his missing maw-maw on Christmas Eve and prove that Santa is real.

The Lord of the Rings Trilogy (Encore, 8 pm – Saturday, 5:30 am) | Celebrate the 10th anniversary of the epic trilogy by watching the extended special editions of all three films, back-to-back-to-back.

Hoops & Yoyo Ruin Christmas (CBS, 8 – 8:30 pm) | How do you ruin Christmas? By disrupting the time-space continuum after sneaking into Santa’s sleigh, apparently.

The Elf on the Shelf: An Elf’s Story (CBS, 8:30 – 9 pm) | A boy learns to believe in Christmas again, thanks to an elf named Chippey.

Olive, the Other Reindeer (The CW, 9 – 10 pm) | Too cute: Olive the dog wants to step in and help deliver presents when Blitzen gets injured.

The Rock & Roll Hall of Fame 25th Anniversary Concert (VH1, 10 pm – midnight) | Rock out to performances by Metallica, U2, Bruce Springsteen and more, all from the comfort of your couch.