Dancing With the Stars Results: Did the Right Couple Go Home? (I'm Too Enraged to Answer!)

Gimme an H! (H!) Gimme an E! (E!) Gimme an L! (L!) Gimme an L! (L!) Gimme a NO! (NO!) Put ’em together and what’ve you got?! HELL NO!

In a miscarriage of heart and entertainment (and quite possibly justice), the absolute wrong couple went home for the second consecutive week on Dancing With the Stars. Here’s how it all played out:

In Jeopardy
David Arquette and Kym Johnson
Hope Solo and Maksim Chmerkovskiy
Carson Kressley and Anna Trebunskaya

Last Two Under the Red Lights of Doom
(Though Not Necessarily the Bottom Two Couples)

Hope Solo and Maksim Chmerkovskiy
Carson Kressley and Anna Trebunskaya

Eliminated
Carson Kressley and Anna Trebunskaya

“This has been pure joy for me,” said Carson, who got the lowest total scores from DWTS‘ fuddy-duddy judges despite being far and away the most entertaining contestant of the show’s 13th season. “I hope I could make people smile and laugh and have a great time.” Moments later, in a pre-taped “highlights” package, Carson left us with one final, fabulous bon mot: “This week, Dancing With the Stars. Next week, Governor of Texas.” Yee haw!

What do you think? Did the right couple go home? If not, who should it have been? Sound off in the comments, and for all my reality TV recaps, follow me on Twitter @MichaelSlezakTV!