Sue Sylvester's Anti-Glee Movie Campaign: 'Stop Believing' In Those 'Pimply-Faced Twits'!
Glee grinch Sue Sylvester’s distaste for the New Directions crooners isn’t limited to the boundaries of Lima, Ohio.
On the heels of Glee: The 3D Concert Movie releasing its first trailer (watch it here), McKinley High’s cheer titan has shepherded “this nation’s most important initiative since the McCarthy hearings: The Sue Sylvester ‘STOP BELIEVING’ campaign.”
Named after New Directions’ birth anthem, Sue’s effort aims to “make a stand against these pimply-faced, hormone-ridden twits” who are on the verge of starring in their first movie — one boasting an extra dimension, no less. “I don’t know about you, but I can’t stand looking at their little satanic faces in 2D, much less 3D,” Sue’s press release snarls.
TVLine got a hold of Sue’s full, official diatribe, which is posted below and invokes the wisdom of “Dr. Charlie Sheen.” But first, here’s a sneak peek video about how Sue “C’s” it. (Fox’s Glee proper, meanwhile, premieres its third season on Tuesday, Sept. 20.)