Sue Sylvester's Anti-Glee Movie Campaign: 'Stop Believing' In Those 'Pimply-Faced Twits'!

Glee grinch Sue Sylvester’s distaste for the New Directions crooners isn’t limited to the boundaries of Lima, Ohio.

On the heels of Glee: The 3D Concert Movie releasing its first trailer (watch it here), McKinley High’s cheer titan has shepherded “this nation’s most important initiative since the McCarthy hearings: The Sue Sylvester ‘STOP BELIEVING’ campaign.”

Named after New Directions’ birth anthem, Sue’s effort aims to “make a stand against these pimply-faced, hormone-ridden twits” who are on the verge of starring in their first movie — one boasting an extra dimension, no less. “I don’t know about you, but I can’t stand looking at their little satanic faces in 2D, much less 3D,” Sue’s press release snarls.

TVLine got a hold of Sue’s full, official diatribe, which is posted below and invokes the wisdom of “Dr. Charlie Sheen.” But first, here’s a sneak peek video about how Sue “C’s” it. (Fox’s Glee proper, meanwhile, premieres its third season on Tuesday, Sept. 20.)

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  1. Gil says:

    Genuis marketing technique. I love Sue.

  2. Steven says:

    I’m on Sue’s side. MAKE IT STOP.

  3. Andrew says:

    Meh. I don’t know how they managed to do it last season, but they turned Sue into a ridiculous clown. The character is not funny anymore, nor is the promo.

  4. Joe says:

    Finally they wrote Sue something worthy. Plus no one needs Sue more
    than a minute or two.

  5. loser says:

    The movie should get slapped with a NC-17 Rating as younger persons can`t handle this kind of disasters without getting scared for life

  6. Sharrie says:

    The character was so poorly written this season. Hopefully the new writers will come up with something better for Jane Lynch this year.

  7. fireball56 says:

    Please stop with all of the Glee crap !!! There’s got to be something else going on to write about, Have mercy. Please !!!!

  8. Charlie Sheen says:

    Sue’s the only one in the world that could survive a dose of tigerblood! Except for yours truly, of course! WINNING!

  9. Emma says:

    Yes, please stop with all these Glee news articles! Glee was TERRIBLE this year. This show does not deserve all this free publicity that this site is affording it nor the praise. It’s actually making me not want to visit this site anymore.

  10. Captain says:

    Trolls here is a rule to live by, if you go onto an article you have no interest in reading just to tell us you have no interest in reading it, you’re a shut-in loser who needs to get out of the house and enjoy some summer sunlight.

  11. cmj says:

    All she has to do is point out how utterly OVERPRICED this “experience” is.

    I’m with Sue. Boycott this mess!!

  12. MollyS says:

    I agree with Sue that the point of a concert is to BE THERE. But I’m so tired of them using Sue as the clown to pin anything absurd on.