It only took a million two-hour episodes, a flock of mostly clinical contestants, a few hundred thousand Gary Busey acronyms (LUCKY: Living Under Correct Knowledge Yearly), and a finale that sent chills through La Toya Jackson’s little churchmouse spine, but we finally have a winner of Celebrity Apprentice‘s fourth edition. Who’s Trump official new plaything? Scroll through for results.
Pump your fist in the air, because the newest Celebrity Apprentice is John Rich. Awww! That’s fantastic. As I’ve said, the final two of Rich and Marlee Matlin vindicated the bizarre results of last year’s season (when Curtis Stone and Summer Sanders should’ve sparred in the live finale), so it didn’t really matter who won. But Rich did, and you know? I’m torqued about that.
What’d you think of the finale? My full recap will go up in the a.m., but tell me: Did you like seeing the other players again? Are you humming old Dionne standards once more? Do you actually know the way to San Jose? Drop your thoughts below and follow me on Twitter at @louisvirtel