Blind Item: A Sex-Rated Surprise Is Coming Up!

Especially observant TVLine readers may have noticed that I quietly updated our May Sweeps Scorecard on Wednesday to expand the list of “Couples having sex for the first time” from two to three.

But what those same readers may not have noticed was the loud gasp I let out just moments before I updated the chart. Because unlike the other two entries, the two characters at the center of this top-secret, season-ending, cliffhangery hook-up have never shared a longing glance or a romantic moment.

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In fact, if you were to ask me who the last two people I’d ever expect to have sex on TV were, I probably would’ve named these two. It’s that shocking.

Coupla hints: First off, we’re talking about a very popular series that has already been renewed. Second, the duo in question may or may not be be in a compromised mental state when said shenanigans transpire. Finally, setting up a doozy of a storyline for next season, the walk of shame that follows the one-night stand is witnessed by someone — in this duo’s eyes, the worst possible someone!

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So which show is ending its season with an outta-nowhere sexscapade? Guess away in the comments!

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526 Comments
  1. Amy says:

    Arizona and Sloan. they wouldn’t make any sense since Arizona is not bi, but it’d definitely fall into all your categories: loud gasp-worthy, already renewed and if Callie is that third someone, that’d be the worst possible to see them!

  2. Graymalkin56 says:

    McGee and DiNozzo from NCIS.

  3. Butter says:

    Oliva and Fauxlivia…

  4. PMC says:

    What about Olivia and Bolivia…….

  5. Mary says:

    Elliot and Olivia?

  6. Scott says:

    Beiste and Emma. Witnessed by Will.

  7. Dawn says:

    Laurie & Trev on Cougar Town & Jules witnesses the “Walk of Shame”

  8. Hamza says:

    Marshal and Robin on How I Met Your Mother?
    That looks like almost the most impossible thing to occur on TV right now.

  9. jen says:

    Booth and Brennan ….bones has been renewed I believe? And they’re the last ones I’d ever expect.

    • booth_girl says:

      are you being sarcastic? They share almost weekly “moments” for the past 5 season. And it has not been renewed.

  10. Bob says:

    Too many renewed shows, too many characters to consider.

  11. Muwahaha says:

    Greys Anatomy – Meredith cheats on Derek with someone and is seen by Derek.

  12. Muwahaha says:

    All kidding aside, seems like something Greys Anatomy would do. Because Shonda Rhimes is that uncreative.

  13. MissyB says:

    Dave and Santana on Glee, witnessed by Kurt!

    Out of frustration, with alcohol, I could see these two hook up! Kurt and Dave would be good but it’s never gonna happen, plus they already had a kiss.

  14. That Dude says:

    Jenna and Kennith witness by Tracy! Mark it DOWN!!! lol haha nah that is just probably the most out of the blue one I could think of

  15. kt says:

    Barney and Zoey on HIMYM?? Could be witnessed by Ted.

    • lauren says:

      OMG! I bet you’re right. I had already written off HIMYM but that’s because I wasn’t thinking about Zoey. She and Barney have rarely even been on camera together, let alone have any “moments.” And we know that Ted and Zoey “end badly.” And this would set up a lot of issues between Ted and Barney and really the whole group for next season. Wow. I’m so glad you mentioned this because I never would have thought of it!

    • he says:

      but is it really surprising that Barney would sleep with anyone?! he kinda proved when he slept with Robin that his own satisfaction tends to be more important than his friendship with Ted…

  16. Randa says:

    McGee and Ziva? Witnessed by Gibbs or Tony?

  17. SMR says:

    Wilson and Cuddy witnessed by House!!(lets ignore that whole renewal hint for the sake of dreams)

  18. Pat says:

    How about Alicia and Eli on TGW, seen by Peter.

  19. Kat says:

    Penny and Sheldon witnessed by Leonard!

    • Jenny says:

      I was thinking the big bang theory, too, but a different combo! I was thinking Penny and Raj witnessed by Sheldon! I just find it too improbable for Sheldon to sleep with anybody.

  20. Amie says:

    Why do I feel like this is about Community. Abed and Annie anyone?

  21. Marc says:

    Do you people not have any reading comprehension skills? It’s a show that hasn’t been renewed so nothing from CW, not House or Desperate Housewives (I don’t believe it’s been renewed yet?) For some reason I was thinking Big Bang Theory but I dunno why: Raj with Bernadette with Howard seeing it? Raj with Penny with Pria seeing it? Sheldon seeing one of the two?

  22. Morgan says:

    Glee. Sam and Kurt after Nationals.

  23. Max says:

    Penny & Pria witnessed by Howard

    And why do people keep saying shows that have not been renewed over and over?

  24. Brainst0rms says:

    A worse EWWWW! Ducky & Abby or Ducky & Ziva LOL!

  25. Rachel says:

    My vote is for Tony and Abbey on NCIS, witnessed by either Gibbs, McGee, or Ziva. Either way totally unpredictable and interesting!

  26. LaShawna says:

    The fact that you said the show hasn’t been renewed yet gives me hope that this blind item is NOT about Reid and Ashley on Criminal Minds. I would get way too stabby and enraged with the heat of a thousand suns if that happened. Plus I’d throw something heavy across the room. :)

    • LaShawna says:

      I meant “HAS” been renewed. Last I checked the show hasn’t OFFICIALLY been renewed yet, though the fact that they signed AJ Cook to a two year deal is a pretty strong indicator it will return next fall. :)

    • Ashley says:

      I second that!

    • Kate says:

      Plus, Garcia “suspected” that Reid might have a thing for Seaver. So that should rule out these two too. THANK GOD!!!

  27. MLT says:

    My other thought was Mark Sloan and Christina Yang. In any case, it will probably be someone and Christina.

  28. Chris says:

    This SCREAMS Community to me.

  29. Midori says:

    House and Wilson. ;)

  30. Kelly says:

    I don’t think its Will and Sue on Glee since they had Will seduce her in Tell Me Something Good.

  31. Amy says:

    Astrid and Peter witnessed by Olivia? that’s random

  32. Erik says:

    Lea did tweet that she filmed a sex scene with Cory Monteith.

  33. PsiHawk says:

    Not sure if was alreasy stated.. I tried looking but there are hundreds of entries already…

    I say Glee – Will and Coach Beast… and Emma witnesses it when she is about to run back to Will and give herself to him…

  34. Rod says:

    It’s going to Le Liz Lemon & Jack Donaghy on 30 Rock. Talk about a walk of shame!

  35. Travis says:

    Liz Lemon and Jack Donaghy

  36. mac says:

    Gibbs and Ziva with Abby watching.

  37. jonah says:

    Hmmm, ok so, for Officially renewed we have:
    Castle, Cougartown, The Middle, Modern Family, Greys and Private Practice on abc.
    CBS has Big Bang Theory, How I Met Your Mother, and NCIS.
    Fox gives us Glee and Raising Hope.
    NBC is 30 Rock, Community, The Office, Parks and Rec.

  38. Jon Sable says:

    NCIS – Ziva and McGee. They are both in play as Ziva’s relationship with CI Ray crumbled and McGee’s relationship with Abby has changed due to the new NCIS agent that Abby has been dating.

    And of course, they are caught by Gibbs (Of course, Tony could be the one to catch the two. Would certainly changed the relationship dynamic).

  39. Ashley says:

    Judging by the criteria set out, I’m going to guess either Tony and Abby on NCIS, witnessed by Gibbs (although any character witnessing the hookup would lead to some interesting fall-out – imagine the comedic possibilities if Ducky or Palmer walked in on something going on in the lab!); or Captain Montgomery and Martha on Castle, witnessed by Castle (provided either of those characters survives the season).

  40. Lat says:

    Britta and Pierce witnessed by Abed,
    or Annie and Dean Pelton witnessed by Troy,
    or Leslie and Tom witnessed by April,
    or Ann and Ron witnessed by Tom.

  41. AJ says:

    Santana and Karofsky with Brittany being the one to see the walk of shame.

  42. Jason says:

    Randy and Ryan on American Idol.

  43. Britt says:

    It’s wishful thinking, but doesn’t hurt to make the suggestion.

    Rachel and Quinn. And, of course, Finn would see the unlikely duo’s walk of shame.

  44. Michael says:

    Hasnt anybody thought of “the Office” scenarios?

  45. Em says:

    could we get a network hint?

  46. Ethan says:

    You know who popped into mind as soon as I heard this?…….. Kurt and Sam! Think about it…

  47. Debbi says:

    NCIS-LA

    Callen and Kensi—witnessed by Deeks

  48. Tami M says:

    Ok, I think it could be NCIS Gibbs and Ziva, but because they each lose someone to the Port Killer person. Ziva loses her boyfriend, Gibbs loses – Abby? god forbid, but someone he cares about. They both get sloshed in the basement, chaos insues, then Tony walks in. Double whammy ’cause Gibbs is the guy always saying “dong sleep with your partners” and Gibbs also totally knows how Tony feels about Ziva. Could really set Tony off the deep end.

  49. alexia says:

    here are my list of possabilities from shows already renewed who have never shared a romanatic moment

    barney and zooey witnessed by marshall (HIMYM)

    sara and someone whose not grissom witnessed by catherine (csi)

    mark and april (greys)

    abby and tony (NCIS)

  50. Kaibosh says:

    Walter and Astrid as witnessed by Broyles.

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