Blind Item: A Sex-Rated Surprise Is Coming Up!

Especially observant TVLine readers may have noticed that I quietly updated our May Sweeps Scorecard on Wednesday to expand the list of “Couples having sex for the first time” from two to three.

But what those same readers may not have noticed was the loud gasp I let out just moments before I updated the chart. Because unlike the other two entries, the two characters at the center of this top-secret, season-ending, cliffhangery hook-up have never shared a longing glance or a romantic moment.

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In fact, if you were to ask me who the last two people I’d ever expect to have sex on TV were, I probably would’ve named these two. It’s that shocking.

Coupla hints: First off, we’re talking about a very popular series that has already been renewed. Second, the duo in question may or may not be be in a compromised mental state when said shenanigans transpire. Finally, setting up a doozy of a storyline for next season, the walk of shame that follows the one-night stand is witnessed by someone — in this duo’s eyes, the worst possible someone!

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So which show is ending its season with an outta-nowhere sexscapade? Guess away in the comments!

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526 Comments
  1. Mikaylah says:

    I’m thinking the show is either The Big Bang Theory or Fringe, although it might also be Private Practice. If I had to guess, I would say Penny and Raj on TBBT.

  2. Carol says:

    Elena and Damon witnessed by Stefan!

  3. Arizona says:

    Alex and April on Greys

    • Meg says:

      Except they were hooking up earlier in the season and April’s portrayer said she’s still a virgin at the season’s end?

  4. Ana says:

    Will and Bieste witnessed by Sue… not that I really think its going to be on Glee but it would still be completely unexpected.

  5. Susan says:

    While looking through another online column I found a spoiler column there. Now I think it will be two characters from Community.I’ve never seen show so I have no clue who they are…lol

  6. Karen says:

    please let be castle and beckett

    • Leithen says:

      That “never a longing glance or moment” thing totally disqualifies Castle & Beckett. That whole show is about their “longing glances” and moments.

  7. Juney says:

    I’m thinking Laurie and Travis on Cougar Town. Last night’s episode even talked about how she loves the walk of shame and her alchohol and I’m pretty sure Ellie will be the one to witness, if not Jules.

  8. Sterling says:

    Thoughts and guesses….
    Amelia & Sam witnessed by Addison – Private Practice
    Same & Rachel, witnessed by Finn – Glee
    Jenna & Frank, witnessed by Liz – 30 Rock
    Annie & Abed, witnessed by Jeff – Community
    Will & Sue, witnessed by Emma – Glee
    Ron & Ann, witnessed by Leslie – Parks & Rec
    Creed & Meredith, witnessed by Pam – The Office

  9. alex says:

    Kurt and Karofsky witnessed by Blaine. That’d be epic!

  10. Daniel says:

    Ima go with Carlos Solis and Andrew Van de Camp. That would be truly unexpected.

  11. Stephanie says:

    Bailey and Karev, as witnessed either by the Chief or Christina. I say Christina because of the run for Chief Resident.

  12. silly says:

    What about Derek and Cristina on GA??? That would be shocking…

  13. Shannon says:

    The “mental state” line makes me think of The Mentalist though I don’t know who it would be.

  14. fringefan says:

    I like the idea of Astrid and Walter..that would be great, and they would easily get into a mind altered state!

  15. AnderZ says:

    Peter & Nina Sharp….witnessed by OLIVIA, ahhhhhhhh!!

  16. Clarissa says:

    Hoping for some Tony/Abby NCIS sexy times plz. Mostly just to see the TiVA fan reaction.

  17. Ilaria26 says:

    …Sam and Amelia or Sheldon and Addison…

  18. tammy stark says:

    Alex & Teddy. Grey’s Anatomy.

  19. Joseph says:

    Troy and Britta on Community? maybe?

    • Rebecca Parker says:

      They’ve kissed – so definitely potential romance there, which means it’s definitely not the subject of this blind item.

  20. Alex says:

    Azimio and Karofsky witnessed by Kurt. Or maybe Karofsky and Blaine witnessed by Azimio.

    • RachelA says:

      If it was Karofsky and Blaine, wouldn’t the worst person to witness it, in both their eyes, be Kurt? It would only be bad for Karofsky if Azimio found out, Blaine wouldn’t care.

  21. Elizabeth Smoot says:

    Dwight and Oscar on “The Office.”

  22. Hector says:

    ummm hello if anybody watches HIMYM they always sit outside on Halloween and watch ppl do the walk of shame! (CLUE)

  23. Ss says:

    Haha, at least this can’t be Grey’s cause everyone already hooked up eith everyone there… xD

  24. Stacey says:

    It’s Penny and Raj, Big Bang Theory…

  25. Beth Apholz says:

    I think its Ziva & McGee witnessed by Abby…

  26. Kelly says:

    Liz and Kenneth, 30 Rock ;-)

  27. Val Oliveira says:

    It´s Cuddy and Wilson… (House) I bet on it!

  28. mandy says:

    Mark and Arizona from Grey’s Anatomy, witnessed by Callie.

  29. MC says:

    maybe J/L from the mentalist? i better keep my hopes down, because i’m sure they won’t get together any time soon ;) haha meanwhile i’ll read fics xD

  30. Ed says:

    What about Sam and Kurt from Glee. Sam may have said he’s not gay but he didn’t say he didn’t like guys, also if theres alcohol that would alter their state of mind. Witness would be Finn….

  31. Val says:

    Santana and Karofsky.
    Already in the whole denial of sexuality mental state.
    Never once really even spoke (Until Santana threatened to crack his nuts and stuff.) and most definitely never shared any romantic glances and what not.

    Though I guess it wouldn’t really be a horrible thing for either of them. They’d still get to come off as straight. Unless Santana got Preggo, or Brittany caught them and got super heart broken, It might possibly be a more shocking duo.

  32. Fred says:

    Laurie and Bobby on Cougar Town, witnessed by Jules.

    I was also thinking Raj and Penny on BBT, witnessed by Leonard, but don’t know if that fits the “have never shared a longing glance or a romantic moment” category (which they haven’t I don’t believe, mainly due to Raj’s inability to speak in her presence without alcohol)

  33. Sturla says:

    Der and Chris

    • ana114 says:

      Derek and Cristina from Grey’s would not be shocking, neither would it be Alex and Mer hook up which would make me gag, since Alex and Mer are like brother and sisters.

      It has to be a show where sex is not the main focus, for most characters.

  34. Rob J. says:

    To me, the two characters least likely to hookup on a broadcast network show would be Walter and Astrid on Fringe.

  35. sophie says:

    Its not House, so im ok. I hope Will Shue and Emma Pilsbury are not involved! Also I hope its not Sheldon cooper!! It will porbably be on some show I dont watch, like Bones. Best of luck to the fans!

  36. hello says:

    Annie and Britta.

  37. RachelA says:

    Hey people, READ THE CLUES. He said it was 2 people who have never shared a remotely romantic inclination towards one another. Therefore can’t be Wilson and Cuddy because they’ve had “moments” in the past, mainly during season 2. (Plus as others have already pointed out, House hasn’t officially been renewed, so none of the pairing from that are possibilities) And it also can’t possibly be Kurt and Karofsky because, ya know, Karofsky kissed Kurt. And it also CAN’T be Will and Emma either, or Benson and Stabler on SVU.

    And although Sheldon sleeping with Penny (or anyone) would technically fit the bill, I really don’t think they would do that. It’s just too out of character for Sheldon. Perhaps Penny and Raj, witnessed by Leonard, but I doubt it.

    I was actually thinking Kalinda and Will on the Good Wife, witnessed by Alicia. Lanie and Castle with Beckett as a witness might fit the bill as well, as would a number of random pairing from Glee, i.e. Mercedes & Finn or Rachel & Sam.

  38. Davi says:

    Ziva and McGee as witnessed by Gibbs. She’s on the rocks with Ray. He’s losing out on Abby, and they both picked on Tony for his fling with EJ. (Although I hope not. The season is already too soapy.)

  39. Alex says:

    Mayim Bialik already spoiled her character will have a “new” experience in the finale of Big Bang Theory. Only mystery is with whom.

  40. NCIS says:

    Palmer and Ziva

  41. Mindy says:

    Bailey and the Chief witnessed by Meredith

  42. emzeta says:

    my money is on Will and Sue, witnessed by Emma

    • Sara says:

      I don’t think it could be Will/Sue from “Glee” because there was an episode last season where he seduced her, and she briefly fell for him.

  43. jb says:

    Ted and Barney, witnessed by the mother! :D

  44. Sarah says:

    I’m going with Cougar Town. Bill Lawrence’s twitter name is @VDOOZER and the tag at the end of the show is “DOOZER”. So, naturally, a “doozy of a storyline” would be a subtle nod to Cougar Town. My best guess is Bobby and Laurie and Ellie sees them. Bill already said that they wouldn’t pair up Laurie and Travis until Trav was older.

    • Rebecca Parker says:

      Considering the showrunners have admitted they will likely pursue the Travis/Laurie storyline when he’s old enough, I doubt Laurie & Bobby will get together. Plus, it’s sort of believable since they’ve been paired together in scenes more often – so I don’t think that would be enough of a shock.

  45. Mike says:

    Sheldon and penny?

  46. cheese says:

    If Ziva sleeps with anyone else on the team than Tony there is gonna be hell to pay. Plus, do they really need more hate for Ziva? Honestly?

  47. Most ridiculous thoughts:

    Bailey and the Chief on Greys
    Penny & Howard on Big Bang…

    Haha this is fun!

  48. fernando says:

    Phil and Gloria-Modern Family

    Bailey and Mcsteamy-Grey’s Anatomy, not that I watch that show any more but i’m all for Private Practice =)

  49. Yuddi_mh says:

    Elliot & Olivia!!!!!!!! i don’t care who’s the witness!! Does it really Matters?…

    • Alex says:

      The only way I would want E/O to get together is if it’s witness by Tucker, who immediately fires their asses. That way I don’t have to have E/O polluting my screen.

  50. Caskett says:

    I think that Kate and Rick from Castle will hit.
    CASKETT!!

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