May Sweeps Scorecard: Deaths, Weddings, Pregnancies, Sex, Reunions and More!

UPDATE: Our 2012 May Sweeps Scorecard Has Arrived!

Spoiler alert (well, a spoiler for those of you without calendars or an awareness of what month it is): May is coming up fast. This means, of course, that May Sweeps is right around the corner, and with it, May Sweeps spoilers galore and, even more exciting, season finale spoilers. But instead of just telling you everything that’s going to happen, I’m going to make this fun for me you. Take a look at the chart below. Go ahead, I’ll wait. See? It’s chock-full of spoilers but only of the near-spoiler variety, leaving you the opportunity to guess which characters I’m talking about. (Hint: Everything that’s mentioned happens to a regular or recurring character — no fly-by-night guest stars.)

As weeks pass, I’ll update the chart, revealing who’s who (most likely after the episode airs) and sometimes (read: when I find out more) tacking on additional mystery items. (I may also drop an occasional hint in the form of an asterisk quiz — if you’re good.) Now doesn’t that sound like fun? Lie and say yes; you know that’s what I prefer, anyway.

Number of weddings: At least 9
1. AIRED May 5: Callie and Arizona/Grey’s Anatomy
2. AIRED May 5: Derek and Meredith/Grey’s Anatomy
3. AIRED May 5: Charlotte and Cooper/Private Practice
4. AIRED May 8: Sarah and Luc/Brothers & Sisters
5. AIRED May 11: Casey and Mia/Better With You
6. AIRED May 12: Rajiv and Vimi/Outsourced
7. AIRED May 16: Ivy and and Raj/90210
8. AIRED May 16: Barney and… /How I Met Your Mother
9. AIRED May 16: Chuck and Sarah/Chuck

Romantic Reunions: At least 4
1. AIRED May 10: Rachel and Jesse/Glee
2. AIRED May 16: Chuck and Blair/Gossip Girl (albeit temporary)
3. AIRED May 19: Sam and Addison/Private Practice
4. AIRED May 24: Rachel and Finn/Glee

Number of couples having sex for the first time: At least 5
1. AIRED May 12: Booth and Brennan/Bones
2. AIRED May 15: Bree and Chuck/Desperate Housewives
3. AIRED May 17: Will and Alicia/The Good Wife
4. AIRED May 19: Raj and Penny/The Big Bang Theory ***BLIND ITEM REVEAL***
5. AIRED May 19: Ben and Leslie/Parks and Recreation

Number of shocking pregnancies: At least 11
1. AIRED May 3 Brooke/One Tree Hill
2. AIRED May 8: Kitty/Brothers & Sisters ***BLIND ITEM REVEAL***
3. AIRED May 16: Naomi/90210
4. AIRED May 16: Ruby/House
5. AIRED May 16: Lily/How I Met Your Mother
6. AIREDMay 16: Serena or Blair/Gossip Girl
7. AIRED May 16: Rachel/Hawaii Five-0
8. AIRED May 19: Brennan/Bones
9. AIRED May 19: Cristina/Grey’s Anatomy
10. AIRED May 23: Rachel/House
11. AIRED May 23: Leila/The Event

Number of babies born: At least 4
1. AIRED April 28: Shirley/Community
2. AIRED May 11: Mia/Better With You
3. AIRED May 19: Angela/Bones
4. AIRED May 17: Brooke/One Tree Hill

Number of breakups: At least 10
1. AIRED May 3: Peter and Alicia/The Good Wife
2. AIRED May 3: Artie and Brittany/Glee
3. AIRED May 4: Travis and Kirsten/Cougar Town
4. AIRED May 5: Sam and Addison/Private Practice
5. AIRED May 5: Matt and Caroline/The Vampire Diaries
6. AIRED May 9: Ted and Zoey/How I Met Your Mother
7. AIRED May 15: Tom and Lynette/Desperate Housewives
8. AIRED May 17: Quinn and Finn/Glee
9. AIRED May 17: Will and Tammy/The Good Wife
10. AIRED May 19: Pria and Leonard/The Big Bang Theory

Number of fatalities: At least 23
1. AIRED April 28: Jaden/Nikita
2. AIRED May 5: Jenna/The Vampire Diaries
3. AIRED May 5: John/The Vampire Diaries
4. AIRED May 5: Jules/The Vampire Diaries
5. AIRED May 5: Greta/
The Vampire Diaries
6. AIRED May 6: Olivia/Fringe
7. AIRED May 10: Mike Franks/NCIS
8. AIRED May 10: Special Agent Levin/NCIS
9. AIRED May 12: Nate Haskell/CSI
10. AIRED May 12: Vincent/Bones
11. AIRED May 13: Tess/Smallville
12. AIRED May 15: Felicia/Desperate Housewives
13. AIRED May 15: Alejandro/Desperate Housewives
14. AIRED May 16: Montgomery/Castle
15. AIRED May 16: Laura/Hawaii Five-0
16. AIRED May 16: Governor Jameson/
Hawaii Five-0
17. AIRED May 17: Jean/Glee
18. AIRED May 18: Sister Peg/Law & Order: SVU
19. AIRED May 19: Red John/The Mentalist
20. AIRED May 19: Craig/The Mentalist
21. AIRED May 19: Li’l Sebastian/Parks and Recreation
22. AIRED May 20: Raphael/Supernatural
23. AIRED May 20: Balthazar/Supernatural

Number of paintball wars:  2
1. AIRED April 28: The Office
2. AIRED May 5 and 12: Community

Number of possible fatalities: At least 8
1. AIRED May 6: Peter/Fringe
2. AIRED May 8: Horatio/CSI: Miami
3. AIRED May 8: Natalia/CSI: Miami
4. AIRED May 9: Sarah/Chuck
5. AIRED May 12: Elijah/The Vampire Diaries
6. AIRED May 16: Beckett/Castle
7. AIRED May 19: Pete/Private Practice
8. AIRED May 25: Beth/Criminal Minds: Suspect Behavior

Number of resurrections and/or big returns: At least 6
1. AIRED May 10: Jesse/Glee
2. AIRED May 12: Vicki/The Vampire Diaries ***BLIND ITEM REVEAL***
3. AIRED May 12: Anna/The Vampire Diaries ***BLIND ITEM REVEAL***
4. AIRED May 13: Lex/Smallville
5. AIRED May 16: Georgina/Gossip Girl
6. AIRED May 18: JJ/Criminal Minds

Number of onscreen firings and/or resignations: At least 4
1. AIRED May 10: Hetty/NCIS: LA
2. AIRED May 16: Chuck, Sarah, Casey and Morgan/Chuck
3. AIRED May 17: Bunch of Folks/NCIS: LA
4. AIRED May 19: Tom/Parks and Recreation

Number of engagements: At least 5
1. AIRED May 2: Blair and Louis/Gossip Girl
2. AIRED May 8: Saul and Jonathan/Brothers & Sisters
3. AIRED May 16 Mike and Molly/Mike & Molly
4. AIRED May 19: Naomi and Fife/Private Practice
5. AIRED May 19: Angela and Rob/The Office

Number of time warps: At least 3
1. AIRED April 29: Fringe
2. AIRED May 13: Smallville
3. AIRED May 17: One Tree Hill

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